The Fenwick .desc Challenge!

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Here's what people are saying about the Fenwick .desc Challenge:

"I'm disappointed. I expected far more abuse." - Fenwick

"It's stupid." - Kelly


Thanks guys, high praise indeed! Sadly, the .desc challenge has now closed, but all the submissions that were used have been archived on this page for the ages... Email any feedback to: desc AT 3pb.net.

The small number of days that were skipped during the run of the challenge were due to unforseen circumstances. No successful entries are missing from this site.

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What it's all about...

While our beloved* Fenwick was off getting drunk in many a foreign port, and temporarily absent from TDG, it was decided that the best way to celebrate her years of partronage was to abuse her horribly while she wasn't around to defend herself. Fenwick has now, in fact, returned, and so the excitment of the challenge has ended, but for those who missed it...

Every day, a new .desc, submitted by the users of TDG was forced upon Fenwick.

No lie, these descriptions were really being given to her!

The last 12 entries are presented below. To get a full look at the profile, and to get the writing credit, just click on any description.

A complete archive of entries is also available


Fenwick thinks Troll is really cute.
08/20/2005 - Fenwick thinks Troll is really cute.


 
Fenwickipedia- where anyone can whine
08/21/2005 - Fenwickipedia- where anyone can whine


professional slacker
08/22/2005 - professional slacker


 
Fenwick stood up JamesRC in Leeds.
08/23/2005 - Fenwick stood up JamesRC in Leeds.


Fenwick cries over spilled wine.
08/24/2005 - Fenwick cries over spilled wine.


 
Fenwick is no ta durnK!
08/25/2005 - Fenwick is no ta durnK!


Fenwick drives you crazy.
08/26/2005 - Fenwick drives you crazy.


 
151 proof.
08/27/2005 - 151 proof.


now stalking people worldwide
08/28/2005 - now stalking people worldwide


 
Fenwick is drunk in a public library!
08/29/2005 - Fenwick is drunk in a public library!


70% drunk, 30% disorderly.
08/30/2005 - 70% drunk, 30% disorderly.


 
Fenwick hates all of you!  :P
08/31/2005 - Fenwick hates all of you! :P


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*Actual level of "belovedness" may vary by individual, and quantitatively, may in fact be a negative value.